![]() ![]() Make a few extra twitter accounts just to be safe. Please vote to keep his eyebrows attached and his identity intact. He is “The Brow.” He is “Unibrow.” He is this horrifying GIF:ĭavis has not made clear whether he will honor the results of the Twitter poll, but I don’t think we can take that risk. But Kyrie Irving’s Friends tattoo is just fine. Then it was “it’s nice how he’s leaning into it.” Now it’s him. As ESPN point out, Iman Shumpert was required by the league to remove the Adidas logo shaved into his hair in 2013. At first it was a quirky little thing to make him stand out in pre-draft discussions. Mo Speight’s mole isn’t hair, so it doesn’t count at all.įor Davis, that tiny 1cm x 1cm link between his two eyebrows has been central to the AD experience since he came in to the league. Rasheed Wallace’s little patch is interesting but it has so much other identity to contend with. Dennis Schröder’s yellow patch comes to mind, but it seems more a byproduct of his general Schröder-ness. This might have the highest amount-of-identity-to-surface-area-of-follicles ratio for any bit of hair in NBA history. This isn’t just a simple patch of hair for Davis. There are all sorts of ways to remove hair these days. We’re at over a half-million votes with only a couple hours left, and at the time of this writing there are a few hundred-thousand jerks trying to tear Davis’ two eyebrows apart.
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